Little KinderBard

Alas poor Yorick
I knew him
We always used to play
Alas poor Yorick
Now he’s gone
I miss him every day

He was a man
Oh such a funny man
Always telling me jokes
And I would laugh
But when I didn’t laugh
I would get tickles and pokes

Alas poor Yorick
I knew him
We always used to play
Alas poor Yorick
Now he’s gone
I miss him every day

He was a friend
He was the greatest friend
Always letting me climb
Up on his back
And he would carry me
Everywhere time after time

Alas poor Yorick
I knew him
We always used to play
Alas poor Yorick
Now he’s gone
I miss him every day

He was my kin
Close as my family
More than a man and a friend
we had such times
So many lovely times
I thought they would never end

Alas poor Yorick
I knew him
We always used to play
Alas poor Yorick
Now he’s gone
I miss him every day

My best friend and me
We are such a great match
But she’s got this beauty
It’s one thing I can’t catch

When she’s got the flu
And her nose is blue
She sneezes… Atchoo!
I’m sick too

My best friend and me
We are such a great match
But she’s got this beauty
It’s one thing I can’t catch

When she laughs with glee
It’s funny we agree
She will laugh… Hee! Hee!
Same with me

My best friend and me
We are such a great match
But she’s got this beauty
It’s one thing I can’t catch

When her face is wan
Her energy all gone
She and I both… Yawn…
And so on

My best friend and me
We are such a great match
But she’s got this beauty
It’s one thing I can’t catch

Why are you crying crocodile tears?
They’re not real, they’re not real.
Why are you crying crocodile tears?
They’re not really real.

I know you’re not really sad.
Pretending like that is really bad.
Is it ’cause it’s time to sup
And you want to eat me up?

Why are you crying crocodile tears?
They’re not real, they’re not real.
Why are you crying crocodile tears?
They’re not really real.

I know you’re not really hurt.
Is it ’cause you want dessert?
I think this is just a trap.
I’ll run away before you… snap!

Why are you crying crocodile tears?
They’re not real, they’re not real.
Why are you crying crocodile tears?
They’re not really real.